dear prince charming: quit stealing my shoes you asshole. do you know how hard it is to find the perfect strappy stiletto? <3 cinderella
dear prince charming: just b/c you know basic cpr i'm supposed to marry you? sorry. i'm waiting for a REAL doctor. <3 snow white
hey aladdin: no i don't want to "ride your flying carpet". did you REALLY expect that line to work? go rub your magic lamp. <3 jasmine
dear prince charming: fuck long hair. rockin a twiggy cut. ran off w/my stylist. find another chick for your long hair fettish. <3 rapunzel
dear peter pan: "pixie dust"? really? try stripper dust. i'm not stupid you know. how bout you DON'T call when you grow up. <3 wendy
dear prince charming: 100 yrs? really? did you stop off for "just a few" or some shit? how bout you kiss my ass? <3 sleeping beauty
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I might steal the Rupunzel one to make a bumper sticker for my car. Too funny! ~Erin K.
ReplyDeleteone more: dear mowgli: get a mani/pedi already. no one likes climbing in bed with jungle hands/feet. <3 village girl
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