ok kids; i can’t decide, so you get all powers over my brain today and today only:
#1: pregnant or sick:
ok. so i’m tired (as in narcoleptic), grumpy, 13 days late on my “monthly lady blessing” and i’ve peed approximately 943 times today.
BUT
there’s serious lack of the sex, the boobs don’t hurt, and...you know...the small detail of the baby factory being decomissioned 7 years ago.
but...you know...you decide.
#2 which haircut?

imagine the blonde as brunette (or dark, DARK auburn), and the blue as black or purple or something more standoutish...maybe the blue with my natural brown would still work...
#3 payday
books? shoes? clothes? movies? or...you know...something more traditional like bills.
and finally:
#4 which post should i do next?
TMI dating horror story? pet peeves? new word definitions? my personal compilation of uses for the word douche? a life/spawn update?
and:
GO