dear big pharma: thank you

it's still before midnight, so today's 200 words still count.

today is perhaps my most emotional, intense, most emphatic post yet:

I LOVE YOU MIDOL.

i really mean it too.

almost as much as coffee.

i know people swear midol is just tylenol with a different name, and THOSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

i don't come into your house and disparage your favorite things.

ok. i probably do, but i mean it in the best way.

but back to midol.

the only thing that could possibly make it better is if it came in a costco size.

and if they found a better option than that fucking impossible to open foil on the top.

you know what? just put mine in a pez dispenser, please and thank you.

the holy trifecta is all we mere mortals can hope for: whiskey, midol, netflix.

couch and fuzzy blanket optional but strongly recommended.

welcome to friday night.