Thursday, April 1, 2010

things i would buy:

so. i've been working on skinny-ing up this chubby bunny backside. if you're sick of hearing about it already...SUCKS TO BE YOU. this is a big change for me!!

any-who. working out gives you time to think. well, when you're not thinking of new curse words to yell at the machine anyway.


so. all this working out and thinking- i've come up with a few things that someone needs to get off their ass and invent cause i would TOTALLY buy it:


#1: kama sutra for the wii. a "grown up" version of the wii fit. use a slightly bigger balance board made for TWO people. then teach them how to get into the poses, have the little balance circle that they have to stay inside, show them how many calories they're burning, let them set up "routines" or positions that go well together. i'm telling you: SMASH HIT. seriously. think about it: working out increases endorphins and testosterone and all that junk. which makes you *ahem* "more energetic". so. yeah.


#2: a camel pack that doesn't weigh anything. cause when i'm working out i get thirsty. and i don't want to stop and pick up my water bottle. so i COULD get a camel pack like motocross racers wear, but water weighs A TON. and my wii fit already calls me obese. so. you know...like make one that floats. or attaches to a helium balloon. or SOMETHING. help a chubby bunny out people!


ok. so those are the only two thoughts i had. i guess i spent a bit more of my time thinking up new curse words to call my wii. (wii-tard is the most popular right now...i didn't say i was thinking HARD).


umm...i guess that is all. oh...WAIT: if you want to read more about other people working out and getting in shape and get some KICK ASS motivation going on go read the new blog: http://inittogymit.com/ (which i just happen to contribute to). all sorts of amazing people doing amazing things. that is all.

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