dear plenty of fish guy:
can i just say how delighted i am to find out that your sleazy “not into casual sex” asshole self found me “sexy hot”?
why OF COURSE i’d love to stop by your office this afternoon and play dirty secretary with you in your obviously bustling successful office that allows their partners/managers to be online in the middle of the day chatting in completely sexually demoralizing ways with complete strangers.
i of course find it endlessly flattering that based on five pictures of me all from the shoulders up, you find me (and my deliciously sexy legs) to be such a complete and total turn on.
how can a girl resist such a temping offer as to be ravaged in a strange unknown warehouse by a complete stranger who has represented himself to be such an upstanding citizen? how did you know that was my secret fantasy for the day?
good luck finding someone else to entertain you during your oh-so-busy work day.
i hope you get locked in the supply closet and rot there.
not your arm candy OR dirty secretary,
me
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