don't shoot the messenger?

you know...they always say: "don't shoot the messenger." but i say NAY. i strongly disagree. i vehemently disagree. i disagree bunches.

see, here's my reasoning: what if the messenger is a jacked up terrorist asshole with a huge bomb strapped to his chest and a huge gun in each hand whose message is: "i hate all of you, and you are all going to die right now." and probably something about allie allie in come free and virgins or some shit. I SAY SHOOT THE BASTARD. i'm not particularly fond of him OR his virgins, and just because he said allie allie in come free does NOT mean he's safe. i called no bases at the beginning of the fucking game. SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

even worse: what if the messenger is a cute little baby kitty with great big eyes and an adorable bow tied around it's neck looking all oliver and company? SHOOT. SHOOT ON SIGHT. think about it...who is going to take the time and effort to send a GOOD message that way? wouldn't they just call you up and be all: "DUDE! I HAVE THE BEST NEWS!" i mean...only horrible news is worth finding some stupid kitty, starving it for a week to get the proper oliver look, tying a bow with a message on it, and making sure the stupid thing finds it's way to you and doesn't get lost or eaten by a pack of wolves on the way. that's a LOT of work. that's someone that REALLY wants to avoid telling you something for as long as possible. if a cute little kitty with a bow and a message shows up on your door step, don't even think about it: SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

also: i probably shouldn't be allowed to write after a certain time of night. that is all.