there's a prize if you get to the end!

so. it will be a quick short blog today. for those of you who were unfortunate enough to catch my melt down/bitch session the other day, i apologize. as you can tell, it's been removed to spare any others from the torture of three pages of whining. suffice to say it's been a shitty week, i was stressed, and i took it out on a blog and my poor defenseless readers.

so. what's been going on other than my bitching? plenty, and not that much all at the same time. i had lunch with my mum a few weeks ago (maybe it was just last week...i cant' keep track). it was odd. i talked about it with the guy (okay...help me out, don't have anything to call the current guy...hmm....) and kiddos happened to be listening in. so. today i get a call from babysitter asking if it's okay for her to mail a letter from my oldest spawn to the grandparent in question. little sneak. like it's not bad enough that he's been pushing every button i've ever had lately, now he's sneaking around trying to do thing the back alley way. should have back alley'd him when i had the chance....i didn't mean that...keep your knickers on...well...don't mean it most days anyway...ANYWAY. kid is trying to slip things around me. there's a reason we don't have contact with that part of the family...oy. they've gotten around it before...grandmother has sent packages to spawn's father's house, or through the other grandparents. it's nice. it's not bad enough that grandmother has no respect for me. now she's teaching my spawns they don't have to listen to me or abide by my rules. thanks. bitch. ugh.

so. what else. oh yeah...we're crossing the information boundary now...please make sure your passports are ready and your seats are in the upright position...prepare yourselves:

i had sex on sunday. yes, this alone is a momentus occaison and alone worthy of sharing...but, even better, we were at the guy's house and smaller spawn was there too. unfortunatly, he doesn't take naps any more. we thought we were safe sneaking away during a movie (cut us a break...it's been a month). so...in the middle of everything...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK...oh. my. god. so much for that rhythm. kiddo wants a drink. so get one. five minutes later...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK...please....for the love of orgasms everywhere....the movie is over, can he watch another one? yes...just be patient, it's satellite, one will start in a minute. five minutes later...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK...MID ORGASM...like that doesn't ruin the moment. we'll be out in a minute, can it wait?? (which i said biting my tounge, still trying to hold what was left of said rare orgasm) why do you sound so sad mom?? and the giggling starts. oh heavens. guy and i are both giggling. why do you sound so sad?? maybe because you're ruining my one, very rare orgasm!!! sheesh. and the moment is completely ruined. at least i got to finish...ha ha ha (don't get in a twist...he got to finish too...just had to wait till the giggling stopped...not that you needed to know that part...oh well). so now we joke "why do you sound so sad??" and the giggling starts...i will NEVER understand how people with multiple kids manage to have any more...that was only one in the house...how do some people get knocked up with 6 running around the joint?!? then again...maybe some people don't take 40+ minutes.

so. i have to admit that i have an addiction. well, a few. first, i'm hopelessly addicted to sobe. i 've been going through two or three a day. *sigh* lee the lizard...why do you have to be so damn wonderful?? second...i'm addicted to tea. right now i'm down to only 4 different kinds on my desk...and i'm drinking that whenever i'm not drinking sobe...if sobe started making tea...forget it. i'd be done for. finally, i'm becoming addicted to netflix. i'm a movie junkie anyway, but it's getting bad. i generally go through 6 or more movies a week...we order them three at a time and most often watch them the night they come in. the problem is that i have yet to set a good staggering pattern, so we watch all three (one kids, two for me) and send them back and have a blank night. then the new ones come in and repeat. i need to at least stagger mine...or something. it's getting bad though. i have a book i started over a month ago that's really good, but i haven't finished it yet because i only have time to read it on my lunch breaks at work when i take them or when i don't have something else during that time...sheesh. not so many movies...more books...but the movies are so interesting, and you can find ANYTHING on netflix...ones i've been wanting to watch for a while but the local stores don't have them...NETFLIX...there they are...DING. win. it's great. and then they recommend things...which so far is pretty good...

so. i have to change phones again. if you're keeping count, this will be my 6th phone or so in the last year. stupid verizon. i swear, once you complain they black list you and send you the shit phones from then on. you think they'd send you something good to shut you up. not verizon. they're obviously not that smart. they seem to operate under the "you want to cry? i'll give you something to cry about" theory. SUCK. now i'll have to transfer everything again...download all my ringtones again, reset all the caller id's...ugh. such a pain in my ass. why can't they make a phone memory card that saves all your notes, your calendar appointments, your ringtones, all your settings AS WELL AS your pictures???? would that be too much to ask?? EPIC FAIL VERIZON. i would switch, but they snagged me into ANOTHER stupid two year contract even though i've been with them FOREVER. lame. what a loser way to keep your clients...by trapping them.

what else. hmmm...i don't think there's much else right now. that's probably more than enough for most people. so. to sum up. drink sobe. if anyone finds a sobe tea that i can brew, they'll win a special prize (yet to be determined). i hate verizon. and, of course...why do you sound so sad?? *giggle*