it's still before midnight, so today's 200 words still count.
today is perhaps my most emotional, intense, most emphatic post yet:
I LOVE YOU MIDOL.
i really mean it too.
almost as much as coffee.
i know people swear midol is just tylenol with a different name, and THOSE PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
i don't come into your house and disparage your favorite things.
ok. i probably do, but i mean it in the best way.
but back to midol.
the only thing that could possibly make it better is if it came in a costco size.
and if they found a better option than that fucking impossible to open foil on the top.
you know what? just put mine in a pez dispenser, please and thank you.
the holy trifecta is all we mere mortals can hope for: whiskey, midol, netflix.
couch and fuzzy blanket optional but strongly recommended.
welcome to friday night.
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