Tuesday, November 17, 2009

reason #402 i should not own a pet

so. we got a brand new baby kitty last night. she's cute. we named her roo. and immediately thereafter, the other adult and i in the house (yeah...that's a whole other blog in itself) both turned into 17 year old boys in a locker room.

what happens when you bring a new kitty home? that's right, the jokes about the younger, cuter pussy start. and i'm still giggling now. 24 hours later. so completely rude and degrading to women and inappropriate, but hella funny. among them were:


looking for pussy

stroking pussy

sweet little pussy

fishing for pussy (toy on a string...you get the idea)

who got more pussy time

who pussy liked better


i'm pretty sure that should be a question on the adoption form: will you be making inappropriate jokes about your new pet? but hey, at least we waited (mostly) until the kids were in bed to really start in.


that is all.

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