brain vomit

what do you do when you have a traditionalist mindset with non-traditionalist circumstances? for a kid who didn't watch tv much growin...

i hope you have a child JUST. LIKE. YOU. how many times do i remember my mom saying that? guess what? i think they're both like me. ...

i'm having a medium to large identy crisis as of late. i have these certain ideas in my head of what things are in relation to what th...

i have stupidly thick hair. we've always had a hate-hate relationship. there is ZERO risk of me going bald outside medical reasons or ...

know how some weeks it just seems like the universe is bound and determined to get your attention about something but you don't know WHY...

you know those people that do something, every. single. day. for their whole adult life? the guy that orders a pepperoni pizza every day a...

i'm awkward as fuck. not in the adorable pretty woman, kind hearted hooker that doesn't know which fork to use with the salad kind...