brain vomit

i know i haven't been posting much lately. i have a LIST of things to write about but i've been half lazy and half struggling with h...

if you had the chance to be 16 again knowing what you know now, would you? it’s a question that’s been around forever. i’ve always said ther...

so. here it is, 2 am, my sleep schedule is completely FUCKED at this point (since when does a 1 hour nap at 2 in the afternoon keep you up a...

well, there are MANY updates waiting to happen- don’t worry, i’ve kept a list of all the goings on so you won’t miss out on all the shenan...

dear plenty of fish guy: can i just say how delighted i am to find out that your sleazy “not into casual sex” asshole self found me “sexy h...

and now, back to your regularly scheduled crazy: we have a problem. ps: this blog is about sex, so if you don’t want to know things about ...

my grandmother is 81 years old. it’s not the longest run in history, but it’s a damn good one. it’s interesting to think that she was born i...