brain vomit

i'm awkward as fuck. not in the adorable pretty woman, kind hearted hooker that doesn't know which fork to use with the salad kind...

i'm invisible. or rather i have the power of invisibility- the power to make people completely forget i exist in general, or at least fo...

2015 has been a strange, mean, bland, weird year. i can't even remember most of the year...at least in specifics. there's large bl...

so. i'm old. and it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. well, some tricks. "those" tricks i pick up pretty easily. soci...