brain vomit

this story starts like most train wreck stories: you see, there was this guy... and since you already know the ending (spoiler alert: th...

so. if you follow my twitter or Facebook, I posted the other day about wanting a REAL date during the much anticipated mommy vacation. thre...

if you had the chance to be 16 again knowing what you know now, would you? it’s a question that’s been around forever. i’ve always said ther...

my grandmother is 81 years old. it’s not the longest run in history, but it’s a damn good one. it’s interesting to think that she was born i...

ok kids. this is going to be a moment of truth: i’m in the process of learning about myself. it’s going to be confusing, it’s going to be aw...

i . am. annoyed. no, that’s not quite right. i’m flat out fucking pissed off. this whole breaking up thing…i thought once you did it you w...

ok kids. so i had this whole long three page update (and still not finished) all ready for you. i’ve been working on it all day through inte...