brain vomit

so ones of you have asked what's with the names when it comes to the stories. there's a few parts of this: #1- I never use real...

gather around darlings, i have a delightful holiday tale that is sure to warm your hearts: (or at least make you laugh/pee a little so SOME...

i'm pretty sure i've posted something similar to this before. maybe not. maybe i've just thought it a hundred and twelve times b...

i’m sure you’re all sick already of hearing about the new guy already, but SUCK IT. i’m gonna do it again anyway…kinda. more to the point:...

are you shuddering already? yes, that's right: TMI AND GROOMING together in one. so. ladies. (was that creepy to anyone besides me?). y...