brain vomit

hey, remember that time i went to london? like...four months ago? geeze- is that all? four months? let's see...thanksgiving, christm...

i’m a fucking idiot. but not for the reasons i last wrote about. maybe it’s being back on my home turf, maybe it’s the real food talking, o...

well, here it is, my last 12 hours in england. and here i am, sitting here typing this. so. that should about sum up how it’s gone. i’m caug...

so, what’s going on with london? well, funny you ask- it’s TWO DAYS AWAY. (insert squee noises and happy dance here). passport is in hand, ...

holy. fuckballs. it's been a week. ONE. WEEK. i'm going to london. no. really. I'M GOING TO LONDON. passport is filed,...

chapter 3: new york i think new york is the closest i will ever come to a real life fairy tale. not the whole of it, but a damn good po...

dear prince charming: quit stealing my shoes you asshole. do you know how hard it is to find the perfect strappy stiletto? <3 cinderell...