brain vomit

i'm single. that's a well established fact. every now and again i catch myself being...well...me...and i think: "how the fuck ...

so ones of you have asked what's with the names when it comes to the stories. there's a few parts of this: #1- I never use real...

ok kids. here it is. MY ONE MONTH SLACKIVERSARY! yes. it’s true. i have officially been sitting on my ass for a full month. and my couch h...