brain vomit

chapter two: brazil this is NOT a shining moment in my history of men. it may in fact be one of the most embarrassing stories i have to...

so. i have a house. and it’s an old house. and it needed work. and i decided it needed more work that it *actually* needed. and then i pulle...

dear plenty of fish guy: can i just say how delighted i am to find out that your sleazy “not into casual sex” asshole self found me “sexy h...

ok kids. this is an URGENT s.o.s. for help and a preemptive date blog all in one: there’s another fish. heaven bless the full moon and all ...