brain vomit

there’s not even a good title for this one. i would call it a TMI post, but this goes WAY BEYOND even a TMI. i will throw a warning up here:...

so, i was talked into suckered into joining a free dating site. ~sigh~ i'll wait while you go get the popcorn. it's gonna be a goo...

so, i've made the joke several times about my baby factory being closed. as in CLOSED. as in i told them to just pop it all out and giv...

are you shuddering already? yes, that's right: TMI AND GROOMING together in one. so. ladies. (was that creepy to anyone besides me?). y...

i would just to make one thing perfectly clear: the blog you are about to read does not exist. the things it talks about DO NOT HAPPEN. like...

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