brain vomit

well, you knew it was coming. along with the submission to the horror that is online dating comes the tales of the stupid and scary a...

dear plenty of fish guy: can i just say how delighted i am to find out that your sleazy “not into casual sex” asshole self found me “sexy h...

ok kids. this is an URGENT s.o.s. for help and a preemptive date blog all in one: there’s another fish. heaven bless the full moon and all ...

so...seriously, why didn't i try this fish thing YEARS ago? it's endless blog fodder. last night some guy sent me an instant messag...